The Willis Crumb Fact
Name: Willis C. Crumb
(Full Name: Willis Albertson Courtney-Crumb)
Occupations: Theologian, Scientist, Raconteur, Novelist
("Come and see my stamp collection")
Best friend and confidant: George W. Bush Jr. *
Education: Clifton and Balliol, Oxford - D. Phil
(ABD)* in Sound Science*
Doctoral Thesis: "The Global Warming Fallacy" *
* (See Notes)
Motto: "There are no Crumbs without a loaf."
SUV (with flag attached)
Height: 4ft 8ins Weight:
322 lbs (23 stone)
Residence: Boston, Massachusetts
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G.W. Bush -- Republican runner-up in the 2000 Presidential Election.
Subsequently appointed President by the US Supreme Court
on the argument that he qualified under
American Law because of his
intelligence. Click the American Law
link for details of the act under which he qualified.
(In explaining the Court's extraordinary decision, Chief Justice Rehnquist
commented, "A man who
is so pitifully endowed intellectually as well as devoid of any
moral comprehension must be given special consideration."
"All But Dissertation" or "Almost But not a Doctor."
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Global Warming - click to read Crumb's paper
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